Q train, 5:30pm
Scruffy looking man with his leg up on the seat stares at man in yarmulke.
Scruffy Looking Man: Heil, Hitler!
Man in yarmulke ignores him.
Scruffy Looking Man: Hey, what would you do if I said that to you? Heil, Hitler! Lifts his right arm to heil.
Man in Yarmulke: I’d say “How are you?”
Scruffy Looking Man: What?
Man in Yarmulke: “How are you?”
Scruffy Looking Man: It’s freedom of speech! It’s in the Constitution! Begins going on some loud rant about Thomas Jefferson and First Amendment rights, and eventually just gets off the train.